Morgana: My lord, Gwen did not show up to work this morning.
Uther: Who now?
Morgana: Guinevere, my maidservant.
Arthur: Yes, Guinevere has been missing for 10 hours, 36 minutes, and 28 seconds. We’re…vaguely concerned.
Morgana: Worried sick, really. (duplicitous side-eye at the camera)
Merlin: Okay, did anyone see that?
Uther: Replace her with a new servant. Next.
Morgana:SIRE, I could never. She has been with me since I was a girl, we arefriends as much as anything. (sinister smirk at the camera)
Merlin: Hello?
Arthur: Yes,we can’t do that. Guinevere is the finest maid in all the land. Thefloors have never shined brighter, the flowers have never smelledsweeter, the WINDOWS, NEVER MORE…WINDOWY.
Merlin: Cough.
Arthur: Right. Plus, it’s like so annoying going through the whole interview process.
Morgana: I am in full agreement with Arthur. He is wise. (is now wearing a mustache which she is twirling)
Merlin: OH COME ON.
Uther: Are we still talking about this?
Arthur: I will take a search party of a few men to find her.
Uther: Whatevs. Just be back before the next beheading. I have knives to polish. Toodles.
Morgana: An excellent idea, Arthur! I will accompany you. (is holding a machine gun)
Merlin: !@#!@#$%#$%
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